My very own hit!

Today MR DON FABIANO JUTOLIO CHICHI e-mailed me to let me know that someone has hired him to have me killed for half a million dollars.  How exciting!  That's certainly boosted my ego.  And apparently I'm so important and/or wily that a team of 15 has been deployed to take me out.  I wonder what they have planned for me!

Wait, it's just a spam extortion scam.  Oh well.  At least it was a fun one.  I guess they're going after the gullible rich market (which has surely been made smaller by Scientology).